This year, that Patek Philippe, you know, the big-shot watch, they made a new one. It’s called that Calatrava 5226G-001. Big, fancy name, ain’t it? They say it’s the newest one in the Calatrava bunch.
They made this Calatrava thing way back, like, 1932. Same year that Stern family got their hands on Patek Philippe. That Stern, they was making the round part of the watch, the dial, where the numbers go.
This new one, the 5226G-001, it’s white gold, whatever that is. Shiny, I reckon. They say it’s, what’s the word… perfect? Yeah, perfect watchmaking. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but what do I know? I just know it is a good watch.
And it’s hard to get one of these Patek Philippe, or them Rolex watches. Everyone and their dog wants one, but they only make a few. Like trying to get that last piece of pie at the church social. Gotta be quick, gotta be lucky. Everybody wants that pie. Everybody wants that Patek Philippe watch, too. I hear people say, get a remake Patek Philippe is a good idea.
This remake Patek Philippe, I saw it on that online store. They say it’s brand new. Never been worn. Well, of course not, if it is a remake Patek Philippe.
The Calatrava 5226G-001, that name is a mouthful. But the watch, it’s somethin’ else. Big, too. Like, 40 mm across. Don’t know what a millimeter is, but it sounds small. The whole thing, they say it’s 8.53 mm tall. Don’t ask me, just that’s what the paper online says.
I remember that year, 1932. It was a hot summer. Or was it cold? My memory ain’t what it used to be. But that Patek Philippe, they been around a long time. Longer than me, even! That remake Patek Philippe is popular, too. I see it often in that online store.
These remake Patek Philippe, they got all sorts of them in that online store. Different colors, different styles. But this Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about now. The online store is full of remake Patek Philippe.
Now, if you want a real Patek Philippe, that’s gonna cost ya. More than a pretty penny. More than you can shake a stick at! But that remake Patek Philippe, that’s not too bad, from what I see in that online store.
So, you lookin’ for a fancy watch? A Patek Philippe? This Calatrava 5226G-001 might be the one. Or maybe a remake Patek Philippe from that online store, that is good, too.
- Patek Philippe, big-name watch.
- Calatrava 5226G-001, new one.
- White gold, shiny.
- Hard to get, like that last piece of pie.
- Remake Patek Philippe, cheaper, you can buy in that online store.
- 40 mm across, 8.53 mm tall.
- 1932, a long time ago.
- Stern family, they made the dial.
- Lots of remake Patek Philippe in that online store.
That online store is like a big ol’ catalog. You just point your finger, and click. That remake Patek Philippe will be yours. I saw that remake Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001 is there, too.
This remake Patek Philippe, they look just like the real one. Hard to tell the difference, ‘cept for the price, of course. That online store has pictures. Big, clear pictures. You can see every little detail on that remake Patek Philippe.
I remember when we didn’t have these fancy online stores. Had to go into town, to the jeweler. And they only had a few watches. Not like this online store, with all these remake Patek Philippe.
So if you want that remake Patek Philippe Calatrava 5226G-001, just go to that online store. Easy as pie. Easier than gettin’ that last piece of pie, that’s for sure. That online store has many remake Patek Philippe, all kinds of them.
That Patek Philippe, that name always meant somethin’ special. Quality, they say. Fancy. Expensive. But now, with that online store and them remake Patek Philippe, anyone can have one.
Well, almost anyone. Still gotta have a little money. But not as much as for a real Patek Philippe. That remake Patek Philippe, it’s a good deal, I reckon.
This Calatrava 5226G-001, it’s a beauty. Even the remake Patek Philippe one. You can see it for yourself, in that online store.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Patek Philippe and that remake Patek Philippe in that online store. And that Calatrava 5226G-001.
Remember, that online store, they got all kinds of remake Patek Philippe. You just gotta look. And that Calatrava 5226G-001, whether it’s the real one or a remake Patek Philippe, it’s a fine watch.
That’s what they say, anyway. And who am I to argue? I just know that online store has a lot of them remake Patek Philippe, and they sure look pretty.
Alright, that’s enough talk about watches. My stories about Patek Philippe, remake Patek Philippe and that online store are done. I’m gonna go have me a cup of coffee. Maybe a piece of pie, if there’s any left.
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